A customer poked fun at me for not updating the blog as often as in the past. Of course, he was just kidding because he knows how busy we’ve been, but I did promise an update. So here goes.

This story requires two inputs:

1. My two year old daughter loves Dr. Seuss’ Hop on Pop, and we read it together about a week ago.
2. I talk in my sleep. Weird, random, and usually coherent streams of unconsciousness pour out uncontrollably (and usually quite humorously).

This morning my wife asked, “Do you remember what you said last night?” That question is usually followed by the most intense feeling of nervous anticipation you can imagine.

Well, apparently I quoted about 1/4 of Hop on Pop. Really quickly. Then I followed with, “Of course, I’m not reading this. I’m just reciting it.”

So what’s this have to do with security?

Nothing. But it’s pretty darn funny.

Consider the blog updated.